pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
agentbartowski: me: [ten chapters into a fanfic] i think i’ve read this before
borles: fuck this fucking level of candy crush: a memoir
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
MY 9 YEAR OLD NIECE MAKES THE BEST CARDS
this one was for my mom’s 62nd birthday (no idea why the card says 60th) and here we see that she even left nana a space to write down her three best wishes and here a little bit of hillbilly is showing through in her mother’s day card (we live in alabama okay) and finally, a birthday card for her 11 year old sister katie. apparently (and awesomely) ‘big KT’...
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
being 20+ on tumblr
dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post
thepastryalchemist: ed-ships-larry: lousontiptoes: raise your hand if you’ve ever been disgusted by your own fandom… if you don’t raise your hand, chances are you’re the one your fandom is disgusted with
ladyavenger: no matter how ugly you think you are always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you
helloandgoodbyesweetie: SHE SAID THE THING YES SHE SAID THE THING I WONDER IF SHE’LL SAY THE OTHER THING NO THAT IS NOT THE THING THAT IS THE WRONG THING NO NO NO ABORT ABORT NO SHE DIDN’T SAY THE RIGHT THING STOP NO
red-thread-0f-fate: sooner or later you’ll become a multifandom blog
nbcemployee: the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
person: so do you watch any tv shows?
me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
miecroft: *whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara
fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
2460shun asked: 78, 42 and 7. :D
Hey look, actual "unique" questions
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: Are you horny?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
me: *steps into the tardis*
doctor: go on, say it. people always do
me: does this have wi-fi
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: lordoftheinternet: THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY IT’S ITALICIZED *adds to list of things that i never even would have bothered to think about if it werent for this website*
fasterfood: due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical
mundosdepapel: meret118: List of British words not widely used in the United States. Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English. List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom. OH MY FUCKING GOD. THANK YOU
sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER
son-of-prongs: re-reading your own writing